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'Materialists' is broke boy propaganda

Zero shark thirty

Emo dirtbag, baby

I got 'Final Destination'-ed by a 4DX movie

Katharine Hepburn made me the man I am today

You're never too smart for a dumb movie

'Antiques Roadshow' knows I'm poor

Fran Fine, be my guide

Some people spend their whole lives looking

The 'Mad Men' line that haunts me like a Dickensian ghost

You can buy a $700 Minion made of crystal

These 'White Lotus' people aren't decent

Robert Pattinson, never stop being weird

Two-sentence SXSW movie reviews

Anti-ominous portents

We're in an acceptance speech crisis

We're in danger, girls

'Twin Peaks' characters ranked by vibe

My own private Eurovision

Just mangled guts, pretending

Lady Gaga is wearing big hats again; we're saved

Give this man his cursed relic!

David Lynch's mysteries leave room for us to get in

Ranking the new 'Drag Race' queens off of pure vibes

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